The Oppressed Peoples of ACPS Secretariat is a gargantuan, safe nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, complete lack of prisons, and devotion to social welfare. The democratic population of 17.681 billion ACPS Secretariatians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Welfare, with Defense, Education, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Environment is ignored. The average income tax rate is 28.3%.

The ACPS Secretariatian economy, worth 707 trillion baskats a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Trout Farming, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 40,011 baskats, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent. ACPS Secretariat's national animal is the pallas cat, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

ACPS Secretariat is ranked 211,069^th in the world and 7,866^th in Lazarus for Highest Food Quality, scoring 11.08 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.